Tomorrow I give myself to a doctor and other medical type people so that I can get a colonosopy. The target of the procedure  is my colon,the tube that is used by the body to extract the remains of what you take in,good or bad.As part of this procedure I must clean out my colon using a mixture of some very bad sounding chemicals each with the word sodium attached to them.The result of this drinking should be the removal of all of the waste material from the colon.In other words using the phase used by a pregnant women to describe giving birth to a child,I must shit it out.Lets see what happens with the mixture of this  preparation.

Getting a Colonosopy

That stuff sucks! Then I started the timer on my IPhone that was set for fifteen minutes. I thought that I should have settled for thirty minutes to try to get the terrible taste of the formula that was prescribed to me to help remove the waste material from my sixty one year old colon. The  next day I would give my body to a doctor and a nurse and someone to administer the fluid that would put me to sleep so that they could perform an colonoscopy on me.The colonoscopy would tell me if I had a polyp in my colon and if I did the test would tell me if that polyp was cancerous.To take the colonoscopy I had to do the rigorous prep that required me to starve myself(that’s no food) and drink this terrible liquid. OH NO its almost time for the second of four horrid doses of that wretched stuff!