Women Are A Mystery To Men

I have been a man for a very long time and I still find that women and the clothes they wear are a mystery to me especially swimsuits.Look at this picture...

The woman on the left is wearing a very nice swimsuit but the woman on the right...what the heck is that! Nice but?Both of these women are attractive but the woman on the right shows me something and the woman on the right is hiding from me. Some men like that but that suit turns me off totally.So ladies don't hide if you have something to show me.SHOW ME. 

No Negligence in Penile Transplant Case

The jury today found that the specialist who did the penile transplant reported in the local newspaper did nothing wrong. I would not be surprised if our socialist legislature passes a bill to protect men who get this procedure done in the future. 

Yes I can still get it up at least a little. I found out that I can still pump it up as I was contemplating a couple of people yesterday. Why not write about since our newspaper made such a big deal about a court case in our locality where a man had no problem placing his face on the front page of the paper. It seems that this man scored a failure of a penile transplant were the thing blew up totally out of proportion. His scrotum blew up to the size of a volleyball(hard to believe). That's awful tough on a penis and its accompanying testes. Things got so bad that his stepson became embarrassed and the object of he desire,his wife,left him. After a constant erection and a exploding scrotum  the man had enough and sued his specialist. Some people wondered why the embarrassing  story made it into the paper and its my guess that  his lawyer gave the story to the paper. So all you men out there don't  be afraid to tell your story because the walls are coming down and your member is fair game.

Just saw in the paper today that Joe Flacco
is going to act(?) yes in a film version of the life of  Johnny Unitas Yes the legendary QB of the Baltimore Colts . The problem with this is the fact that the film is not funded and
the person trying to get the film funded is the son of Unitas.s second wife. Johnny's family from his first wife apparently is at war with this kid and has turned down the kids attempts to make money off the dead's legends good name.The first wife's grandchild has bad mouthed Flacco and Johnny's first son has done the same. It should be pointed out that this grandson played QB(not very well) at Villanova  so you might get an idea why he has come down versus Flacco.Well anyway anyway I think that Flacco should stay away from this film and he should get smart about this family's problem.

Space Plane Blasts Off

Source: space.com via Gerald on Pinterest

 

Tomorrow I give myself to a doctor and other medical type people so that I can get a colonosopy. The target of the procedure  is my colon,the tube that is used by the body to extract the remains of what you take in,good or bad.As part of this procedure I must clean out my colon using a mixture of some very bad sounding chemicals each with the word sodium attached to them.The result of this drinking should be the removal of all of the waste material from the colon.In other words using the phase used by a pregnant women to describe giving birth to a child,I must shit it out.Lets see what happens with the mixture of this  preparation.

Getting a Colonosopy

That stuff sucks! Then I started the timer on my IPhone that was set for fifteen minutes. I thought that I should have settled for thirty minutes to try to get the terrible taste of the formula that was prescribed to me to help remove the waste material from my sixty one year old colon. The  next day I would give my body to a doctor and a nurse and someone to administer the fluid that would put me to sleep so that they could perform an colonoscopy on me.The colonoscopy would tell me if I had a polyp in my colon and if I did the test would tell me if that polyp was cancerous.To take the colonoscopy I had to do the rigorous prep that required me to starve myself(that’s no food) and drink this terrible liquid. OH NO its almost time for the second of four horrid doses of that wretched stuff!